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ISSUE . September 25th 2008
 

Choice Awards '08
Just Desserts
by Monica Weymouth
When Zoë Lukas showed up to the City Paper offices with two boxes of cupcakes, we knew this year's Choice Awards were going to be sweet.

Food & Drink
Ingredients: 30 pizzerias, 2 French spots, 1 cantante
Sweetest Soul Food You Have Yet to Try, Best Legs in the Baking Business, Most Tiresome Restaurant Bragging Point, Tastiest Alcoholic Dessert and more.

Arts & Entertainment
Ingredients: 4 concerts, 3 galleries, 1 gypsy band
Bonus Web Content
Best Album, Most Ironic Placement of a Studio, Actor We'd Buy Anything From, Biggest Rock Breakthrough, Most Cosmic Music Moment and more.

News Makers
Ingredients: 1 busted budget, 2 karaoke songs, 2 testicles
Bonus Web Content
Most Totally Embarassing Mayoral Antics, Councilman with the Biggest Balls, Two Gayest Things to Happen to City Hall, Philly Imitating The Wire and more.

Shopping & Style
Ingredients: 7 boutiques, 3 designers, 1 kitten blog
Bonus Web Content
Best Use of the C Word, Worst Screenprinters to Bring Home to Mom, Best Blog to Read While Getting Dressed, Most Reliable Sale Rack, Best Bags for Bike Chicks Who Like to Sparkle and more.

Sports & Recreation
Ingredients: 1 ascendant blogger, 2 perplexing MVPs, Best (only?) reason to listen to WIP
Bonus Web Content
Best Place for a Sneaky Tryst, Most Anticipated (Still) Nutter Promise, Friendliest Bike Safety Advocate, Greatest Way to End 15 Years of Athletic Futility and more.


Editor's Letter:
The Week That's Sucked
There've been better weeks to be a Philadelphian. But it's been a crap week all over.
by Brian Howard
The book's point is that the really meaningful changes in Philadelphia are possible because Philadelphia is, indeed, so manageable and malleable for people without enormous means. A bad economy doesn't need to mean the end of possibility.

Loose Canon:
Life in the Slow Lane
by Bruce Schimmel
The fact that local agriculture could better fuel their local economies attracted the attention of many Italian municipalities. And so out of the Slow Food movement came the Slow City movement, which shares the same philosophy of keeping it local, small and environmentally sound.

Feedback:
Letters to the Editor
What You Say
"It's not just the Republican Party — it's all of our leaders."



Naked City :: The Deep Brown SeaThe Deep Brown Sea
Dean Ween wants to get you drunk and take you fishing.
by Shaun Brady
The show, which abides by the Internet attention span of a few minutes at a time, is not your typical, sedate, pros-in-a-boat tedium. It's raucous, messy and fueled by alcohol — just like a real fishing trip.

Icepack
Amorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. Amorosi
Where do these old guys who can't ride bicycles who I have to dodge daily while walking my dog come from? Why is it I can't buy firm avocados? What is it with FOX 29's Jeff Cole that he can't let a city councilman drink beer and have sleepovers?

Web Exclusive
Running Numbers
A scholarly look at the digits that matter.
by Nick Norlen
I haven't made fun of Jersey in a while. But this is for a good cause.



News :: Hoofin' ItHoofin' It
How one West Philly Police District has reduced crime significantly.
by Isaiah Thompson
A year ago, Singleton created a 24-hour "park and ride" beat for the avenue, ordering officers to park their cars and walk up and down the street. The effect, he says, is undeniable. Robberies are down from 18 this time last year to eight so far this year; shootings from 16 to five, one of those self-inflicted.

The Bell Curve
City Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.

Web Exclusive
Park It
On Park(ing) Day, nondrivers seized control of the streets.
by Holly Otterbein
Zimmerman applauds Nutter because he appointed a director of sustainability and recognizes the importance of city planning, she says. This much is for sure: When Zimmerman told the infamously vigilant Parking Authority about Park(ing) Day, the event was granted approval immediately.

Dispatch:
Out of the Fire
by Mike Newall
"I could do that now if I wanted to. It would take nothing but a phone call. I'd be better off but I wouldn't feel good about it."

Citizen Mom:
Am I a Wal-Mart Woman?
The Wal-Mart Woman is the new soccer mom, but the two have little in common.
In reality, Palin, being college-educated and flush with enough cash to buy her kid a (pre-owned) tanning bed, doesn't quite fit into the demographic. For political purposes, though, her conservative persona is supposed to fit Wal-Mart Women like a 100 percent polyester acrylic, made-in-Vietnam, plucked-off-a-clearance-table glove.



Arts :: Rise Up With Fists
Art:
Rise Up With Fists
Stewart Ebersole's plywood street art makes a statement — or five.
by Andrew Thompson
Ebersole says the galleries and art spaces have become pompously exclusive with a fixation on financial markup, and the only venue that offered itself to him was the city. What is really being liberated, then, is art from galleries.

Re-View:
Memento Mori
Robin Rice on Visual Art
by Robin Rice
Colors tend to be limited and coolly synthetic. Compositions emphasize abstract values. Every setup seems planned for photography, but there's a striking sensibility reflecting that brief moment of vision which does not take account of identifying objects or meaning, a kind of emotional or even cognitive disengagement.

Theater Review:
Version Therapy
Candide at the Arden Theatre Co.
by David Anthony Fox
It's a tone that Nolen reinforces throughout the production, staged with great éclat but never overtly showy, and designed with wonderful elegance. Roles that are often overplayed here have dimensionality.

Web Exclusive
Hot and Bothered
The Hothouse at Lantern Theater Co.
by Mark Cofta
Kathryn MacMillan's expertly crafted production seems to push the comedy at first, but that just lulls us into false comfort as the struggles within this microcosmic hothouse turn increasingly grotesque.

Web Exclusive
Arts Picks:
Unzipped
Thu., Sept. 25, 5:30-10:30 p.m., $35-$40, Crane Arts Building, 1400 N. American St., 215-235-3405, inliquid.com.
by Deni Kasrel
The most fundamental rule of art collecting is this: Buy what you like. It's that easy.

Web Exclusive
Hamburger Eyes Zine Workshop
Fri., Sept. 26, 6-9 p.m., free, Megawords Storefront, 125 N. 11th St., megawordsmagazine.com.
by Drew Lazor
"I think people will always love zines. It's one thing to scroll through blogs, but its another thing to pull something from a shelf and flip through it."



Arts Agenda :: Last ChanceLast Chance
Catch it or Regret It
by Molly Eichel
The Art of Politics | Stillness | Chris M. Clark: Paintings and Collages

Arts Agenda Picks:
Just Do It
Canvas Clash
by Deesha Dyer
Canvas Clash will bring together six teams of artists in Love Park to compose pieces based on changes they believe would uplift Philadelphia.

Just Do It
Fun Razor
by Lori Hill
On tap so far for special programming: Matthew Pruden's on-air séance; Jeb Lewis' "requiem" for North Philly's industrial history; and William "bilwa" Costa's improvised score using transistor radios, effects pedals and the gallery's natural resonance.

Galleries

Museums/Exhibits

Performing Arts

Readings/Book Signings



Movies :: Water WorldWater World
Another flick plays it safe with the Iraq war, while the emerging global water crisis offers real scares.
by Sam Adams
The Lucky Ones is oddly, almost pointedly generic, as if the best way to trick people into watching a story they've never heard before is to drape it in familiar clothes. Burger might succeed in getting people to sit through his movie, but those who do will emerge none the wiser.

Race War
Miracle at St. Anna
by Cindy Fuchs
Awkward at times and moving at others, Miracle is surely ambitious. And if it features a few too many war movie clichés, it uses them to make a point.

Repertory Film
Your weekly guide to local film events, festivals and under-the-radar screenings.
Send repertory film listings to molly.eichel@citypaper.net.



Music :: String FellowsString Fellows
A Canadian banjo player follows the Appalachian Trail back to Africa.
by Shaun Brady
The konou was one of two banjo ancestors unknown in the West that Stone came across during his excursion. The other, an ancient one-string precursor called a juru keleni, was locked away deep in storage at the National Museum of Mali. But even more important than these archaeological finds for Stone were the experiences he had.

Aid or Invade:
Georgia
Rodney Anonymous vs. The World
by Rodney Anonymous
South Ossetia, much like the American South, will never rise again — it'll just lay there like a bloated, semi-literate inbred redneck. Now buy this CD.

Soundadvice
Get Out!
Wreckless Eric and Amy Rigby | Raphael Saadiq | Zilla Rocca Mixtape Release Party | JapaNoodle Fever | Glasvegas | The Presets

Web Exclusive
Music Picks:
Jenny Lewis
Wed., Oct. 1, 8 p.m., $25, Keswick Theatre, 291 Keswick Ave., Glenside, 215-572-7650, keswicktheatre.com.
by Patrick Rapa
On her brand new Acid Tongue, Lewis wraps her flaws up in pretty strings, belts them out from on high and hires some angelic backup singers to underscore the message.

Marcus Strickland
Fri., Sept. 26, 8 and 10 p.m., $15, Chris' Jazz Café, 1421 Sansom St., 215-568-3131, chrisjazzcafe.com.
by Shaun Brady
At this stage, anything with the words "new" and "Marcus Strickland" attached are well worth checking out.

Web Exclusive
Dan le Sac vs. Scroobius Pip
Sat., Sept. 27, 9 p.m., $10, with B. Dolan and Strawberry Mansion DJs, The M-Room, 15 W. Girard Ave., 215-739-5577, themanhattanroom.com.
by Kevin Pearson
The song also informs us that the Beatles (among others) were "just a band." It's a bold proclamation for two white dudes from the outskirts of London whose instrumental prowess runs no further than a Mac and a microphone.



Food :: Supersize MeSupersize Me
With cuts of meat that tip the scales, Table 31 may be too much of a good thing.
by Trey Popp
A deeply American philosophy is unmistakable at Table 31. The corporate décor makes for a bland backdrop, but as my wife and I tried in vain to clean our plates, the parties on either side of us posed for photographs in front of their entrées. A spectacle indeed.

Feeding Frenzy
Restaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew Lazor
Brown Betty Petite | Joe's Peking Duck Original 1984 | Mémé | Local 44 | Del Frisco's Double Eagle

Higher Ground
Kite & Key's beer selection is flying high, but the food needs more spark.
As of now, the Kite's a great neighborhood haunt to grab a brew and a catch the game. Here's hoping they're able to amp up the menu.

Top 5:
Blackout Spots
We Love Them, But They've Chosen Darkness
by Kelly White
1 McGlinchey's | 2 Cantina Dos Segundos | 3 Root | 4 Fez | 5 The Piano Bar

What's Cooking
Get Out!
Sippin' by the River | Brandywine Harvest Festival | Xochitl Restaurant Week Extension | Sprecher Night at Grey Lodge | Giada De Laurentiis Book Signing at Williams-Sonoma



Agenda :: Open Book
Agenda Lead:
Open Book
Christine Weiser on Broad Street
by A.D. Amorosi
The story of an all-girl Philly rock band, it hardily talks a blue-and-gray streak about Philly's '90s indie-rawk past — which Weiser's former band, the punky Mae Pang, was queen of.

Agenda Picks:
In the Event That...
You've Got Brains on the Brain
by Dianca Potts
Taking over the entire Troc, the evening will feature DJ Kiltboy and makeup artists from Terror Behind the Walls, who, for $10 and up, will make prom-goers look drop-dead gorgeous.

Day Tripper
Birdsboro Clean and Climb
by Dominic Mercier
a group of dedicated climbers has transformed an old quarry in the small town of Birdsboro southeast of Reading and blazed about 80 routes from very beginner to oh-my-god hard.

What We Heart
Blood Milk Jewelry
by Amy Strauss
Each piece of jewelry arrives with a based-on-true-events printed story that allows the new owner to play dress-up in another's deep and dark romantic past.

Just Do It
Puppet Karaoke Big Chinatown BBQ
by Jimmy Viola
After a successful run of monthly shows in Fishtown, Strang's extravaganza of karaoke, improv comedy skits and rambunctious audience participation is relocating to Ly Michael's restaurant in Chinatown this Saturday.


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