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September 25th 2008
Choice Awards '08Just Desserts
by Monica WeymouthWhen Zoë Lukas showed up to the City Paper offices with two boxes of cupcakes, we knew this year's Choice Awards were going to be sweet.
Food & DrinkIngredients: 30 pizzerias, 2 French spots, 1 cantante
Sweetest Soul Food You Have Yet to Try, Best Legs in the Baking Business, Most Tiresome Restaurant Bragging Point, Tastiest Alcoholic Dessert and more.
Arts & EntertainmentIngredients: 4 concerts, 3 galleries, 1 gypsy band
Best Album, Most Ironic Placement of a Studio, Actor We'd Buy Anything From, Biggest Rock Breakthrough, Most Cosmic Music Moment and more.
News MakersIngredients: 1 busted budget, 2 karaoke songs, 2 testicles
Most Totally Embarassing Mayoral Antics, Councilman with the Biggest Balls, Two Gayest Things to Happen to City Hall, Philly Imitating The Wire and more.
Shopping & StyleIngredients: 7 boutiques, 3 designers, 1 kitten blog
Best Use of the C Word, Worst Screenprinters to Bring Home to Mom, Best Blog to Read While Getting Dressed, Most Reliable Sale Rack, Best Bags for Bike Chicks Who Like to Sparkle and more.
Sports & RecreationIngredients: 1 ascendant blogger, 2 perplexing MVPs, Best (only?) reason to listen to WIP
Best Place for a Sneaky Tryst, Most Anticipated (Still) Nutter Promise, Friendliest Bike Safety Advocate, Greatest Way to End 15 Years of Athletic Futility and more.

Editor's Letter:
The Week That's SuckedThere've been better weeks to be a Philadelphian. But it's been a crap week all over.
by Brian HowardThe book's point is that the really meaningful changes in Philadelphia
are possible because Philadelphia is, indeed, so manageable and
malleable for people without enormous means. A bad economy doesn't need
to mean the end of possibility.

Loose Canon:
Life in the Slow Lane by Bruce SchimmelThe fact that local agriculture could better fuel their local economies
attracted the attention of many Italian municipalities. And so out of
the Slow Food movement came the Slow City movement, which shares the
same philosophy of keeping it local, small and environmentally sound.
Feedback:
The Deep Brown SeaDean Ween wants to get you drunk and take you fishing.
by Shaun BradyThe show, which abides by the Internet attention span of a few minutes
at a time, is not your typical, sedate, pros-in-a-boat tedium. It's
raucous, messy and fueled by alcohol — just like a real fishing trip.
IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiWhere do these old guys who can't ride bicycles who I have to dodge
daily while walking my dog come from? Why is it I can't buy firm
avocados? What is it with FOX 29's Jeff Cole that he can't let a city councilman drink beer and have sleepovers?
Running NumbersA scholarly look at the digits that matter.
by Nick NorlenI haven't made fun of Jersey in a while. But this is for a good cause.
Hoofin' ItHow one West Philly Police District has reduced crime significantly.
by Isaiah ThompsonA year ago, Singleton created a 24-hour "park and ride" beat for the
avenue, ordering officers to park their cars and walk up and down the
street. The effect, he says, is undeniable. Robberies are down from 18
this time last year to eight so far this year; shootings from 16 to
five, one of those self-inflicted.
The Bell CurveCity Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.
Park ItOn Park(ing) Day, nondrivers seized control of the streets.
by Holly OtterbeinZimmerman applauds Nutter because he appointed a director of sustainability
and recognizes the importance of city planning, she says. This much is
for sure: When Zimmerman told the infamously vigilant Parking Authority
about Park(ing) Day, the event was granted approval immediately.

Dispatch:
Out of the Fire by Mike Newall"I could do that now if I wanted to. It would take nothing
but a phone call. I'd be better off but I wouldn't feel good about it."

Citizen Mom:
Am I a Wal-Mart Woman?The Wal-Mart Woman is the new soccer mom, but the two have little in common.
In reality, Palin, being college-educated and flush with enough cash to
buy her kid a (pre-owned) tanning bed, doesn't quite fit into the
demographic. For political purposes, though, her conservative persona
is supposed to fit Wal-Mart Women like a 100 percent polyester acrylic,
made-in-Vietnam, plucked-off-a-clearance-table glove.

Art:
Rise Up With FistsStewart Ebersole's plywood street art makes a statement or five.
by Andrew ThompsonEbersole says the galleries and art spaces have become pompously exclusive
with a fixation on financial markup, and the only venue that offered
itself to him was the city. What is really being liberated, then, is
art from galleries.
Re-View:
Memento MoriRobin Rice on Visual Art
by Robin RiceColors tend to be limited and coolly synthetic. Compositions emphasize
abstract values. Every setup seems planned for photography, but there's
a striking sensibility reflecting that brief moment of vision which
does not take account of identifying objects or meaning, a kind of
emotional or even cognitive disengagement.
Theater Review:
Version TherapyCandide at the Arden Theatre Co.
by David Anthony FoxIt's a tone that Nolen reinforces throughout the production, staged
with great éclat but never overtly showy, and designed with wonderful
elegance. Roles that are often overplayed here have dimensionality.
Hot and BotheredThe Hothouse at Lantern Theater Co.
by Mark CoftaKathryn MacMillan's expertly crafted production seems to push the
comedy at first, but that just lulls us into false comfort as the
struggles within this microcosmic hothouse turn increasingly grotesque.
Arts Picks:
UnzippedThu., Sept. 25, 5:30-10:30 p.m., $35-$40, Crane Arts Building, 1400 N. American St., 215-235-3405, inliquid.com.
by Deni KasrelThe most fundamental rule of art collecting is this: Buy what you like. It's that easy.
Hamburger Eyes Zine Workshop by Drew Lazor"I think people will always love zines. It's one thing to
scroll through blogs, but its another thing to pull something from a
shelf and flip through it."
Last ChanceCatch it or Regret It
by Molly EichelThe Art of Politics | Stillness | Chris M. Clark: Paintings and Collages
Arts Agenda Picks:
Just Do ItCanvas Clash
by Deesha DyerCanvas Clash will bring together six teams of artists in Love Park to
compose pieces based on changes they believe would uplift Philadelphia.
Just Do ItFun Razor
by Lori HillOn tap so far for special programming: Matthew Pruden's on-air séance;
Jeb Lewis' "requiem" for North Philly's industrial history; and William
"bilwa" Costa's improvised score using transistor radios, effects
pedals and the gallery's natural resonance.
GalleriesMuseums/ExhibitsPerforming ArtsReadings/Book Signings
Water WorldAnother flick plays it safe with the Iraq war, while the emerging global water crisis offers real scares.
by Sam AdamsThe Lucky Ones is oddly, almost pointedly generic, as if the
best way to trick people into watching a story they've never heard
before is to drape it in familiar clothes. Burger might succeed in getting people to sit
through his movie, but those who do will emerge none the wiser.
Race WarMiracle at St. Anna
by Cindy FuchsAwkward at times and moving at others, Miracle is surely
ambitious. And if it features a few
too many war movie clichés, it uses them to make a point.
Repertory FilmYour weekly guide to local film events, festivals and under-the-radar screenings.
String FellowsA Canadian banjo player follows the Appalachian Trail back to Africa.
by Shaun BradyThe konou was one of two banjo ancestors unknown in the West
that Stone came across during his excursion. The
other, an ancient one-string precursor called a juru keleni,
was locked away deep in storage at the National Museum of Mali. But
even more important than these archaeological finds for Stone were the
experiences he had.
Aid or Invade:
GeorgiaRodney Anonymous vs. The World
by Rodney AnonymousSouth Ossetia, much like the American South, will never rise again —
it'll just lay there like a bloated, semi-literate inbred redneck. Now
buy this CD.
SoundadviceGet Out!
Wreckless Eric and Amy Rigby | Raphael Saadiq | Zilla Rocca Mixtape Release Party | JapaNoodle Fever | Glasvegas | The Presets
Music Picks:
Jenny LewisWed., Oct. 1, 8 p.m., $25, Keswick Theatre, 291 Keswick Ave., Glenside, 215-572-7650,
keswicktheatre.com.
by Patrick RapaOn her brand new Acid Tongue, Lewis wraps her flaws up
in pretty strings, belts them out from on high and hires some angelic
backup singers to underscore the message.
Marcus StricklandFri., Sept. 26, 8 and 10 p.m., $15, Chris' Jazz Café, 1421 Sansom St., 215-568-3131,
chrisjazzcafe.com.
by Shaun BradyAt this stage, anything with the words "new" and "Marcus Strickland" attached are well worth checking out.
Dan le Sac vs. Scroobius PipSat., Sept. 27, 9 p.m., $10, with B. Dolan and Strawberry Mansion DJs, The M-Room, 15 W. Girard Ave., 215-739-5577,
themanhattanroom.com.
by Kevin PearsonThe song also informs us that the Beatles (among others) were "just a
band." It's a bold proclamation for two white dudes from the outskirts
of London whose instrumental prowess runs no further than a Mac and a
microphone.
Supersize MeWith cuts of meat that tip the scales, Table 31 may be too much of a good thing.
by Trey PoppA deeply American philosophy is unmistakable at Table 31. The
corporate décor makes for a bland backdrop, but as my wife and I tried
in vain to clean our plates, the parties on either side of us posed for
photographs in front of their entrées. A spectacle indeed.
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew LazorBrown Betty Petite | Joe's Peking Duck Original 1984 | Mémé | Local 44 | Del Frisco's Double Eagle
Higher GroundKite & Key's beer selection is flying high, but the food needs more spark.
As of now, the Kite's a great neighborhood haunt to grab a brew and a
catch the game. Here's hoping they're able to amp up the menu.
Top 5:
Blackout SpotsWe Love Them, But They've Chosen Darkness
by Kelly White1 McGlinchey's | 2 Cantina Dos Segundos | 3 Root | 4 Fez | 5 The Piano Bar
What's CookingGet Out!
Sippin' by the River | Brandywine Harvest Festival | Xochitl Restaurant Week Extension | Sprecher Night at Grey Lodge | Giada De Laurentiis Book Signing at Williams-Sonoma

Agenda Lead:
Open BookChristine Weiser on Broad Street
by A.D. AmorosiThe story of an all-girl Philly rock band, it hardily talks a
blue-and-gray streak about Philly's '90s indie-rawk past — which
Weiser's former band, the punky Mae Pang, was queen of.
Agenda Picks:
In the Event That...You've Got Brains on the Brain
by Dianca PottsTaking over the entire Troc, the evening will feature DJ Kiltboy and
makeup artists from Terror Behind the Walls, who, for $10 and up, will
make prom-goers look drop-dead gorgeous.
Day TripperBirdsboro Clean and Climb
by Dominic Merciera group of dedicated climbers has transformed an old quarry in the
small town of Birdsboro southeast of Reading and blazed about 80 routes from
very beginner to oh-my-god hard.
What We HeartBlood Milk Jewelry
by Amy StraussEach piece of jewelry arrives with a based-on-true-events printed story that
allows the new owner to play dress-up in another's deep and dark
romantic past.
Just Do ItPuppet Karaoke Big Chinatown BBQ
by Jimmy ViolaAfter a successful run of monthly shows in Fishtown, Strang's
extravaganza of karaoke, improv comedy skits and rambunctious audience
participation is relocating to Ly Michael's restaurant in Chinatown
this Saturday.