The Fumo TheoremWhat Philly loses or gains when it loses Vince.
by Tom NamakoThe majority of politicians in this great state are, by definition,
somewhere in the middle of the pack in terms of professional quality.
Some are scrubs, incapable of really doing their jobs. And a few are stars: They
take the game seriously and they've mastered it. For better or worse,
for the past two decades, Vincent Fumo has been regarded as the imperator of this final
category.

Editor's Letter:
Drawing Dead by Brian HowardKal cooked up renditions of Kerry and Gore and Palin and McCain. At one
point he mentioned Barack Obama's name, and a round of oddly earnest
applause circulated then quickly abated, as if its perpetrators,
embarrassed, had forgotten this was a night for satire. People. This is
not some college Obama rally.
Slant:
What about Broad Street?You can't talk about McCain's plans because they do not exist.
by David FarisRepublicans offer nothing to city dwellers other than to gut public
transit, starve schools, strip-mine their tax bases and belittle their
values.

Loose Canon:
Future FaithThe Faithless have crashed markets with a vehemence that WTC bombers would envy.
by Bruce SchimmelAs a matter of personal faith, I believe in the future. I believe that
the world can be restored and sustained, that the impulse to rebuild is
imbedded in our genes, and that humans cannot survive without this
hope. Call me and my kind "the Hopeful."
Feedback:
Letters to the EditorWhat You Say
"I hope Ramsey and Nutter keep up the good work despite having no help from Harrisburg."
The All-Spin ZoneA new documentary shines a light on Dick Clark and Philly's payola past.
by A.D. AmorosiA congressional oversight subcommittee
investigated payola in the early '60s, shining a light on Dick Clark's
monetary investments in labels and music publishing, starting with his
time in Philly. Though Clark was never charged with illegal activities,
ABC made him divest his recording and publishing interests. He was
shown to have been favoring his vested interests over other artists and
pushing other radio guys to do the same.
IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiWearing my finest tri-corner hat and Paul Smith pantaloons to the polls has always been an imperative.
Running NumbersA scholarly look at the digits that matter.
by Nick NorlenMy progressive fiancée will be the one trading her swag for frontsies-backsies in the line for the promised chocolate fountain.
It's ChinatownCaught off guard, Chinatown activists rally to build opposition to a proposed casino.
by Isaiah Thompson"Someone called me and said the mayor and the governor said a casino
is going into Chinatown. My response was, 'How can the
government have such an idea?'"
The Bell CurveCity Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.
A Frontrunner's Guide to the PostseasonWho you like, why you like them, and other info so you can hang with your know-it-all sports fan friends.
by E. James BealeYou're a frontrunner, just like Jimmy Rollins said. But hey, this is
your time. Problem is, you don't know who you're cheering for, or why.

Citizen Mom:
The One Where Citizen Mom Gets Schooled by Amy Z. QuinnIf you're ever in need of an attitude adjustment, I highly recommend
spending a few hours with some teenagers, preferably ones you've pissed
off by calling their school an "institution of last resort."
The Ones Who Schooled Citizen MomStudents from Mr. Hesse's Strawberry Mansion High social science class respond to Amy Quinn's visit.
"I think [Quinn] coming here was nice, but her paper was very
disrespectful. She's an OK person but I really don't know her, so I
won't pass judgment. But I thank her for coming."

Dispatch:
Tommy Mac's Good WeekCitizens Bank Park is the biggest bar in Philly.
by Mike NewallTommy Mac's more than just a fan. He's a stadium usher, one of the 300 men and
women who escort fans to their seats at Citizens Bank Park.
Although the entire city is once again rallying around the Fightin'
Phils, for Tommy Mac, the club's extended playoff run means real money
— an extra $7.50-per-hour bonus, to be exact.

Art:
Best in ShowPSPCA's DogHaus lets animal-loving interior designers off the leash.
by Dominic MercierWhile DogHaus is a show house in its truest sense, their designers still find ways to
incorporate sly nods to animals, whether through the liberal use of
houndstooth or, in one case, the Chinese foo dogs in a display
cabinet.
Re-View:
Bare EssentialsRobin Rice on Visual Art
by Robin RiceIt seems misleading to describe the painterly, crumbling-looking
surfaces enriched with subtle streaks of color as photographs, although
their photographic origin is clear. They are portraits, but unusual
ones.
Theater Review:
Future PerfectThe Dos and Don'ts of Time Travel
by Mark CoftaRachel's metaphors for time (an ocean rather than a stream, not a line
but a plane) and her straightforward insights on Einstein and
relativity show Wardigo's skill at making heady concepts clear and
personal.
Like, WhateverThis Is Our Youth
by David Anthony FoxWhat a difference a decade makes! Now, Lonergan's play seems by
turns a tepid stoner comedy and an overreaching sociological parable
for Reagan-era excesses. The charms of Youth lasted but a moment.
Opera:
Voice and VirtueAn interview with Ailyn Pérez
by David Shengold"I'm enjoying the role of Marzelline very much because of the noble
story she gets to be a part of in a most unprecedented way: falling in
love with Fidelio, a woman disguised as a man in order to free her
husband from unjust imprisonment."
Arts Picks:
Reefer Madness by Mark CoftaMegan Nicole O'Brien's production is suitably broad, from the sassy
production numbers performed by
a terrific young cast to John Hobbie's cartoony two-dimensional props
and set pieces and Lauren Perigard's outrageously naughty costumes (pot
forces sweet Mary into a black feathered bikini!).
This Is the Week That IsThrough Nov. 2, $17-$35, 1812 Productions at Plays & Players Theatre, 1714 Delancey St., 215-592-9560,
1812productions.org.
by Mark CoftaLike TV, TITWTI responds to daily events, so if a candidate
utters something profound (e.g., another cosmetics-on-livestock
comment), expect skewering in that night's show.
Gordon Parks"Bare Witness," Sat., Oct. 11-Jan. 4, $10 admission (free on Sundays), Delaware Art Museum, 2301 Kentmere Parkway, Wilmington, Del., 302-571-9590,
delart.org.
by Lori HillWhen Life published an essay related to Ellison's novel Invisible Man, Parks took images of a figure rising out of a manhole on a street to illustrate it.
Last ChanceCatch it or Regret It
by Molly EichelPaperland | Pillow Talk — Antique Woven Yastiks of Anatolia | Cerulean Arts' Second Anniversary Exhibition
Arts Agenda Picks:
Just Do ItInterstices: New Photographic Works
by Joel TannenbaumMillner, whose work is pictured, is basically a collagist, mixing and
matching segments of family snapshots and old postcards and then
rephotographing them.
Just Do ItDr. Sketchy's Philly Art Show
by Monica WeymouthStraddling a chair, Carol Magnatta's topless woman is wearing knee-high
boots and, according to her thought bubble, daydreaming about a crab.
GalleriesMuseums/ExhibitsPerforming ArtsReadings/Book SigningsSneaky CinemaJohn Young screens classic movies at theme-appropriate venues. But you have to find them first.
by Shaun BradyEach event is scheduled at a themed site — Meatballs at the Northbrook Canoe Company, Wes Anderson's The Life Aquatic at a diving supply store, Caddyshack at a driving range.
GreendaleNeil Young, 2003
by Sam AdamsOur film critic Sam Adams contributed two essays to The B-List: The National Society of Film Critics on the Low-Budget Beauties, Genre-Bending Mavericks, and Cult Classics We Love, out now on Da Capo Press.
Two-Lane BlacktopMonte Hellman, 1971
by Sam AdamsOur film critic Sam Adams contributed two essays to The B-List: The National Society of Film Critics on the Low-Budget Beauties, Genre-Bending Mavericks, and Cult Classics We Love, out now on Da Capo Press.
Screen PicksStefan Forbes' Boogie Man
by Sam AdamsLike his protégé Karl Rove, Atwater was a ruthless competitor. In 1988, when
Atwater was the manager of George H.W. Bush's presidential run, he was
physically ill for days after losing the Iowa caucus to Bob Dole.
Repertory FilmYour weekly guide to local film events, festivals and under-the-radar screenings.
No ProblemsSteph Hayes has been all over the map, but she's ready to tell the truth. Mostly.
by M.J. FineTo make the most of her limited resources, Hayes made Mostly True Stories the cheapest and simplest way she knew how: in front of a live studio audience.
Reconsider Me:
Kiss and TellM.J. Fine does it again
by M.J. FineIt'd been four years since Jill Sobule's last disc, and more than three
times as long since she had a hit with "I Kissed a Girl." Then Katy
Perry owned the summer with her own love-it-or-hate-it single, and some
were itching for a catfight between the two self-proclaimed girl
kissers.
SoundadviceGet Out!
Emerson String Quartet | The Notwist | Blink. | Philadelphia Orchestra Chamber Music Concert | Steinski at Back2Basics
Music Picks:
Anthony BraxtonFri., Oct. 10, 8 p.m., $35 (includes free admission to Sat. concert), Settlement Music School, 416 Queen St.; Sat., Oct. 11, 8 p.m., $10, St. Mark's Church, 1625 Locust St, 866-468-7619,
arsnovaworkshop.com.
by Shaun BradyPerhaps no one embodies the continuum and contrasts between composition
and improvisation quite as well as Anthony Braxton, so it's fitting
that the saxophonist/composer be the first subject of Ars Nova
Workshop's Composer Portrait series.
The Dead CSun., Oct. 12, 9 p.m., $12, with Blues Control and Pink Reason, Johnny Brenda's, 1201 N. Frankford Ave., 215-739-9684,
johnnybrendas.com.
by Brian HowardThe Dead C has for 18
years made it their business to turn the structures and mores of rock
music on their head — not so much in a brash, piss-off punk fashion,
but by distilling and configuring the very elements into a bubbling,
steaming pitch.
BearsuitTue., Oct. 14, 8 p.m., $8, with Milton and the Devils Party, M Room, 15 W. Girard Ave., 215-739-5577,
themanhattanroom.com.
by Sam AdamsHurling themselves from one end of the musical spectrum to the other,
often within the space of a single song, they spiral vertiginously
through space, which may explain their lyrical fondness for science
fiction.
Reali-TeaKombucha: Magical cure-all or deadly blob?
by Felicia D'AmbrosioFans of the fermented beverage claim daily drinking bolsters
well-being. But many established American medical authorities still
won't recommend its consumption.
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew LazorNovità Bistro | Café L'Aube | Caffeination
Love SlavJovan's Place
by David SnyderSure, the wait was longer than average. But there aren't many
restaurants like this around anymore, which helped me realize that
there are likely very few meals like this in my future.
What's Cooking:
The Week In EatsGet Out!
by Nikki VolpicelliSouthwest Center City Rock 'n' Run | Full Moon Beer Dinner at Monk's | Vegan Benefit Dinner for Wooden Shoe Books | Lavazza Night at Rim Café | Wissahickon Charter School Benefit
Top 5:
Places to Break the FastSundown Chowdown
by Gary M. Kramer1 London Grill | 2 Zahav | 3 Kibitz in the City | 4 Singapore Chinese Vegetarian | 5 Chef's Market

Agenda Lead:
Dream TheaterSleep talk with Mike Birbiglia
by Ptah GabrieCP: Your sleepwalking episodes are funny from the audience's point of view, but are you afraid that you might really hurt yourself?
MB: I try not to dwell on it, but I take it seriously. I go to a doctor now. When I tour, I have to make sure I stay in a hotel room on the first floor.
Agenda Picks:
Just Do ItFaerieCon
by Greg NiedtThe whimsical convention caters to all sorts, from postmodernist fantasy mavens to those who just dig Tinkerbell.
Just Do ItThe Obama Girls of Comedy
by Amanda McKenna"I wanted a mixed bag of people, all sorts of different perspectives:
African-American, a mom, someone who was queer. I came up with this
group of women that I'm totally excited to put on the road. It's a
man's world once you cross the Hudson, so it's something new and fresh."
Just Do ItFound Footage Festival
by Dianca PottsModern-day saviors Joe Pickett and Nick Prueher have rescued hours of
footage from cinematic obscurity, giving new life to the dusty plethora
of VHS cassettes uncovered at yard sales, in Dumpsters and from the
depths of thrift stores across the country.
What We HeartThe Green Perspective Gift Bags
by Char VandermeerLocal environmentalist and city planner Todd Baylson founded the Green
Perspective in an effort to provide gift-givers with a few more
Earth-friendly options.
On The DLLanguage Change in America
by Andrew ThompsonAt hand is why dialects have betrayed the logic of linguists — who
previously assumed that language converges rather than diverges — and
why dialects have tended to be influenced by a states' political
climate.